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If you endured the
recent four-hour Academy Awards telecast, you probably had all the
boring acceptance speeches you can handle. But if you want to have
a little fun with the Oscars, check out the
Oscar Acceptance Speech generator.
It’s sort of a “Mad
Libs” for the Hollywood set. It gives you a form speech
and then allows you to fill in the blanks with answers that range
from funny to risqué.
Here’s what we came
up with, being careful to only select the PG-rated answers.
“Thank you. O Thank
you. I can hardly believe this. I feel so surgically enhanced.
And this statue is so full of chocolate. Oh. Thank you again!
I secretly suspect that even in my wildest hallucinations, I
never would have frantically prayed that this ever could
validate my mediocrity.”
Too bad business
presentations can’t be so easy.
At Speechworks we
help our clients learn how to communicate in a way that connects and
persuades. If you’re interested in becoming a great communicator
give us a call at 404-266-0888 or check out our website at
www.speechworks.net. |
